Q&A: Coffee Grounds, Eggshells, Slugs — and What Garden Designers Actually Do (UK Fees + Online Design)
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You're standing at the garden fence, telling your neighbour what you tried last weekend — coffee grounds and crushed eggshells everywhere, a bit of muttering, then checking the lettuce in the morning